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Show Eleven: "The Axarcomedy Comedy Show"

27th January 2006, Unplugged, Nerja

Yikes! What the hell happened? Just when you think you've got the formula sussed, up pops reality and wipes a bogie on your favourite tie. The first half of the show felt an awful lot like having a roomful of people stare at us for half an hour. Fortunately we picked it up in the second half and just about managed to save the day (I think) although finishing with a very dark Fred West sketch probably didn't help. (Incidentally we got our very first Axarcomedy complaint about said sketch by an audience member who thought that Fred raped babies - obviously someone getting their murderers mixed up - that was Alan Webster, you big freak!) A number of factors probably contributed to the early iciness of the crowd: the weather was minging and the bar was half empty (unusual for us) because it had only just been re-opened after an enforced closure by the local authorities and lots of the regular crowd assumed the show would be canceled. Ho hum. So, all in all, not a great night for the crowd but a good lesson for us about how not to become complacent. And we have to lose that depressing end of show song.

"Intro Song" lyrics by Steven Smith

Performed by Steven Smith with backing vocals from the rest of the Axarcomedy team.

"Dirty Bastards 4" by Nina Downes

Performed by Alexia Whybrow and Nina Downes.

"A Good Night's Sleep" by Chris Knight

Performed by Jenny Hodgeson and Chris Knight.

"Barbara Cardigan At The Job Centre" by Nina Downes

Performed by Nina Downes and Dave Bowman.

"I Enjoy Being A Girl" lyrics by Mary Aspinwall

Performed by Carola Douglass and Mary Aspinwall.

"Percentage Game" by Anthony Benson (Virtually Hilarious)

Performed by Steven Smith and Dave Bowman.

"Do You Like It Here?" by Steven Smith

Performed by David Riordan, Helen Witcombe, Chris Knight and Carola Douglass.

"Fred West Sings Oops I Did It Again" lyrics by Steven Smith

Performed by Nina Downes and Steven Smith.

"Snooty Librarian" by Nina Downes

Performed by David Riordan, Dave Bowman, Jenny Hodgeson and Helen Witcombe (not shown).

"Fairy Tales For Children: Ugly Duckling" by Steven Smith

Performed by Steven Smith, Carola Douglass, Mary Aspinwall, Alexia Whybrow and Dave Bowman.

Halftime Competition Question

Performed by Alexia Whybrow.

"Gimme Gimme Gimme" lyrics by Nina Downes

Performed by Alexia Whybrow and Nina Downes with Dave Bowman and Steven Smith.

"Virtual Friends: Alan The Brave" by Anthony Benson (Virtually Hilarious)

Performed by Dave Bowman, Mary Aspinwall, David Riordan and Chris Knight.

Halftime Competition Answers

Performed by Alexia Whybrow.

"Barbara Cardigan At The Funeral Parlour" by Steven Smith

Performed by Carola Douglass, Dave Bowman, Chris Knight and Nina Downes.

"Strangers In The Night" lyrics by Steven Smith

Performed by Nina Downes and Steven Smith.

"Wingin' It: Airline Captain" by Steven Smith

Performed by Steven Smith, Helen Witcombe, Chris Knight, Dave Bowman and David Riordan (not shown).

"Hairy Arse (Heart Of Glass)" lyrics by Nina Downes

Performed by Nina Downes with Alexia Whybrow and Carola Douglass.

"Jazz Poet 5" by Dave Bowman

Performed by Dave Bowman.

"Wind Of Change" by Nina Downes

Performed by Alexia Whybrow and David Riordan.

"Fred West, Agony Uncle" by Steven Smith

Performed by Nina Downes and Steven Smith.

"Our Way" lyrics by Steven Smith and the Axarcomedy team

Performed by Jenny Hodgeson, Alexia Whybrow, Carola Douglass, Helen Witcombe, Nina Downes and Mary Aspinwall.