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Show Ten: "The Axarcomedy Christmas Show"

2nd December 2005, Unplugged, Nerja

Plans to do a nativity went out of the window when we realised it wasn't going to be finished in time. So instead the Axarcomedy writers, helped by the Virtually Hilarious members, set out on a whirlwind writing schedule to create an original, hour-long Christmas show in less than ten days. In the end we actually had more material than we could use even though we still managed to produce our longest show to date at around an hour and a quarter. With only one "rehearsal" (well, where each script was read through once and once only) it should have all gone horribly wrong. But it didn't. Even the weather was against us but it didn't keep people away. By halfway through the first set the room was bursting and the laughs were coming thick and fast. All in all, probably the best show we've done this season.

"Intro Song" lyrics by Steven Smith

Performed by Steven Smith with backing vocals by Dave Bowman, Carola Douglass, Alexia Whybrow, Helen Witcombe, Mary Aspinwall, David Riordan, Nina Downes (not shown) and Jenny Hodgeson (not shown).

"Turkey" by Anthony Benson (Virtually Hilarious)

Performed by Dave Bowman and Mary Aspinwall.

"Christmas Cards" by Anthony Benson (Virtually Hilarious)

Performed by Alexia Whybrow and David Riordan.

"Meet The Parents" by Nina Downes

Performed by Dave Bowman, Helen Witcombe, Nina Downes, Steven Smith and Carola Douglass (not shown).

"Crap Counsellor" by Mary Aspinwall

Performed by Alexia Whybrow and Carola Douglass.

"Fairy Tale of Nerja (Fairy Tale of New York)" lyrics by Steven Smith

Performed by Nina Downes and Steven Smith.

"Jazz Poet 12 Days of Christmas" by Dave Bowman

Performed by Dave Bowman with David Riordan.

"Supermarket Madness" by Nina Downes

Performed by Steven Smith and Nina Downes.

"Santa's Tax Inspection" by Steven Smith

Performed by Carola Douglass and Dave Bowman.

"Blue Christmas" lyrics by Steven Smith

Performed by Steven Smith.

"Christmas Card Writer" by Steven Smith

Performed by David Riordan and Carola Douglass.

Half-time Competition Question

Performed by Alexia Whybrow.

"There's No Business Like Snow Business" lyrics by Nina Downes

Performed by Steven Smith with Nina Downes and Helen Witcombe.

Half-time Competition Answers

Performed by Alexia Whybrow.

"Unexpected Guest" by Nina Downes

Performed by Nina Downes, Dave Bowman and Carola Douglass.

"Fairy Tales for Children: Christmas Story" by Steven Smith

Performed by Steven Smith, Dave Bowman, Helen Witcombe and David Riordan.

"Christmas Presents" by Nina Downes

Performed by Helen Witcombe, Carola Douglass, Alexia Whybrow and Nina Downes.

"Jazz Poet Record Show" by Dave Bowman

Performed by Mary Aspinwall and Dave Bowman.

"Santa Baby" lyrics by Steven Smith

Performed by Nina Downes with Steven Smith.

"Road Safety" by Bart Hulley (Virtually Hilarious)

Performed by Alexia Whybrow and Dave Bowman.

"Fred West's Christmas Lunch" by Steven Smith

Performed by Mary Aspinwall, Nina Downes, Steven Smith, Helen Witcombe and David Riordan.

"The Crazy Christmassy World of Steven Hawking" by Steven Smith

Performed by Helen Witcombe, Carola Douglass and Alexia Whybrow.

"Happy Christmas (Show Is Over)" lyrics by Steven Smith

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Performed by Steven Smith with backing vocals by Alexia Whybrow, Carola Douglass, Dave Bowman, David Riordan, Helen Witcombe, Jenny Hodgeson, Mary Aspinwall and Nina Downes.